Mission Statement
W
e built BPONG.COM because of our love for beer pong (a.k.a. beirut), regardless of how
it’s played. Our mission at BPONG.COM, therefore, is to unite all beer pong
players of the world without discriminating* based on race, sex, religion,
penis size, how you play the game, or what you call the game. We strive to focus on the
positive aspects of the game – the competition, the socialization, the fun – while
encouraging people to make responsible decisions if and when they choose to drink. The
content and views expressed on BPONG.COM are only expressions of some variations of the game,
and while some of the ideas expressed on BPONG.COM are great ideas, they are by no means
limitations on how the game is or should be played (they are only some variations to how
some people play the game).
*BPONG.COM does openly discriminate against those that are not open minded enough to realize
that their version of the game or what they call the game is not the ONLY way to play and/or
not the ONLY thing to call the game. To those people, we say, “Grow up, wash the
sand out of your vagina, and just have fun playing the game – even if somebody calls it
something different than you or if somebody plays a bit differently than you.”
If you need a tissue, we can mail you one for $100.00.